Aching Throat and Thoughts!

First of all, do not mind me coughing, and just do not look at me. Like come on guys, it is natural thing. And I believe no one in this world is immune to it, maybe few are, but I am a simple guy so it is natural. Second thing, I do not wish to visit Mars. Please do something about this aching throat, it really gives me hard time. Landing on the Moon is good. But do not you guys think, the real thing such as this aching, or broken heart deserves genuine care. Thirdly, what in the seven world is wrong with people. I am coughing, and these people stare at me like I am doing some henious work. Do not mind me, but I am minding you here. Be offensed! Last thing, then I will turn this yappping into something meaningless. Like it was meaningful by far. Anyways, what sort of medicines actually work? I really want a refund from my doctor, and of course, the magical medicine? Other than alcholic sleep, shietty taste, and expensive nature; it has done nothing to me. Someone hire me a lawyer, because all of these pharmacist, doctors deserve some good dealing.  I get it, it was my fault for not taking good care of myself. Burger at night with chilled coke, and that too during the end of summer season. Harsh! Some times I feel like I am the only enemy to myself. And what about this immune system of mine? I did way better with a broken ligament than this crap. Oh hello! This throat might be the only thing feasible in this economy. One for one offer for real. You have an aching throat. Congratulations! The fever comes for free, and it takes breaks in-between too. >The Great Throat Crises Continue... And now that I have successfully diagnosed myself with absolutely nothing, let me become the best doctor of my own imaginary hospital. **First prescription**: do not Google symptoms at all. Like there is high possibility of you being diagnosed with cancer. Being a Scorpian (Zodiac Sign), I am not willing to accept anything else. So thank you Mr.Google, but no. Second Prescription: Stop taking every Desi (South-Asian term) Uncle serious. "beta garam pani piye jao, sb theek ho jai g (Just keep on drinking hot water, and you will be fine)." Thank you so much Dear Uncle, because this thing was really helpful. Every 10 minutes, I find myself watching reels in bathroom. Throat can wait. At least, I know my Kidneys are in good working condition. >Broken heart? Dead can be brought back, but this thing has no solution. But people say that time heals, but daamn that one man i.e. Dostovesky (my favorite) who said: "**One never forgets the taste of certain tears**." Sorry, sorry. No need to take anything serious, especially heart break! I mean, what am I even doing here? I came to complain about my throat and somehow ended up discussing Dostoevsky. Favorite things always come in-between. That is why I call it - the yapping. Give me a cough and I am ready to turn it into a philosophical discussion about suffering, capitalism, death and the meaninglessness of human existence. Two more days of this condition and I might start writing my own **Notes from the Throat**. I have said it million times; I will say it again - health is wealth. But the problem is we only come to take it serious when we are not feeling good. It is same as an urge to eat something i.e. burger when there is no money, or wishing to sleep when there is insomnia. And wanting people to see when you wish, but alas, they are no longer around. Human beings are really notorious creature, appreciating oridnary things is not in the blood. Anyway, enough philosophy. I might feel depressed, if I continued. Time to go for another **GREEN TEA**. By the way, a meme to lighten up the mood:  [Source](urlhttps://share.google/Dj2kMetMTTLRWvlMD) .......................... Peace 🕊️ .......................... _{Posted via [HiveSuite](https://hivesuite.app/@storicious/aching-throat-and-thoughts-z70h30r1)}